all I know is that I'm here

Skill: The Lunatic
Earned Day 134
Form: Silk cloaks that vanish once you put them on
Taken: Yes

( swish swish motherfucker )

Skill: Just Desserts - Saïx's joke weapon from 358/2 Days
Earned Day 112
Form: a small, red berry
Taken: Yes

It's a sword he can summon shaped like a giant banana.

I MEAN WHAT ELSE CAN I PUT HERE, REALLY

it does actually do hp damage by giving +36 strength base, but in Days that's hardly anything. so if Isa does ever attack you with it, it won't do anything more than make you go WTF DUDE YOU JUST HIT ME WITH A BANANA NOT COOL

also you can't eat it, I am sorry x:( and unfortunately since Isa hasn't unlocked Berserker, the banana won't split like it does in-game, but obviously this means when he gets that skill back someone should hide his regular Claymore so he's forced to use this one instead.

this is the best thing square-enix has ever done, it's okay